I see in the papers that Labour M.P.'s are queueing up to admit they smoked a bit of blow in their youth. The provisos with this are, they only did it a couple of times, it was peer pressure at a party, they didn't enjoy it, it was someone else's stash, they're very sorry and that they feel it gives them an advantage in dealing with the issue of drugs in society. Mr Cameron however is remaining "tight-lipped" on the subject.
Tell you what it would be nice for one of them to actually tell the truth and say "Yeah i did all sorts at Uni', bloody loved it - smashed off me tits every Saturday night. I'd love to do it now, get back from the Commons after an all nighter, skin up a big bifter, Marley on the stereo, bass up to eleven. Bangin'!!! Only i can't because some fake sheik from the News of the Screws or one of those persistent bleeders from the Daily Mail would catch me out and ruin my cushy little earner". Pity - i'd vote for them.
In town centres all over England the police have set up testing stations using swabs to find out if pub and club goers are on anything. This they will inform you is in the public interest in the war against drugs. They should set one up in the bars at Westminster catch all those coked up spin-doctors as they're glad handing the leaders of industry for peerages and donations (allegedly). Only that would, in all probability, not be in the public interest at all but would be an enormous violation of their human rights.
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